beetledrink:

shirts exclusively for the most annoying humans alive

drowninginfelines:

my animal crossing character, heelying into the museum wearing sunglasses and holding a pina colada in one hand and an enormous bug in the other: blathers, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,

jeffbezosdivorcelawyer:

Dumbass Bitch University

positive-memes:

Why can’t there be more?

hyrude:

u ever have cravings that are like “you WILL eat a rice krispies treat or there will be consequences. you have 24 hours”

realgboy:

disagree to get blocked

gwaindrifter:

puckconnolly:

Everyone may *think* they hate country music, but when Jolene, Before He Cheats, Take Me Home Country Roads, or Life is a Highway comes on, everyone is suddenly a liar.

I don’t hate country, I hate gun-totin’, beer-swillin’, truck-fuckin’ bro-country.

thyrell:

thyrell:

thyrell:

garrettauthor:

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

what’s the punchline here

wait

murreal:

teachers: don’t come to class when you’re sick!! it’s better for everyone if you stay home

also teachers: oh yeah just remember that you will be harshly penalized over missing class for any reason, including physical sickness!

every student, ever:

dorknewton:

thetruerarkher:

roll-for-anal-circumference:

avidneopian:

cosmipup:

is matt mercer fucking ok

Wait they have a mansion?

That was likely right after Scientology bought half the company.

Excuse me

fluoride-bomb:

sheepdippedmax:

impactings:

When I’m married someday I want to be so in love that our kids are disgusted

If your “loving” relationship disgusts your kids then you’ve probably caused them trama from exposing them to your toxic relationship with your SO that you’re now rekindling in front of their faces and they hate you for it

max they mean in the lighthearted “eeeeeew moom” way not like fucking in front of them

coolcatgroup:

teathattast:

big pats

Why they do this